Some of these searches make about as much sense as Pedro in Leroy Jenkin's cage.
I am noticing I've had some rather strange Google searches that lead people here so I'm going to answer a few of those queries....
Does Vaughn Ohlman beat his wife?
I don't know but I think the answer is likely no. Vaughn just doesn't strike me as 'that guy'. Go ask him at his page.
How do I get out of hot water?
If you've done something wrong, try to apologize and make it right. Or, if you're in a hot tub or a hot environment go to some place cooler.
Used Sanitary Napkin Fetish
How to twerk
Razing Ruth fake
I don't know for sure. Visit this link and read to decide for yourself.