Tuesday, January 28, 2014

It Is COLD!

You know it's cold when.....

...you get dressed in the morning and and swap a flannel nightgown for fleece pajamas over long underwear instead of regular clothes..


...you wash every sock and towel in the house just to make sure the pipe to the hot water tank doesn't freeze again...


...you dry everything you've washed and redirect the vent hose into the house. Lint be damned...
...you insist every one of your furry pets sleep in the bed with you...


...an all coffee, hot tea and soup diet seems reasonable and balanced...


...brandy with breakfast is a must...


...you look forward to hand washing the dishes just to be able to soak your cold hands in warmth...


...you plan your day based upon which rooms in the house are the warmest...


...you have fantasies of kicking Old Man Winter in the gonads...


...a blanket worn around you starts to seem like the best sartorial choice of all time...


...you hug your sig-o super hard in the bed and spend the entire night intertwined while you try to steal their body heat...


...you finally understand why everyone on "Game of Thrones" is freaking out over 'Winter is coming'...

please feel free to add your own!

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