The Sea is a Salty One

  A local IFB church near my old house that had beaucoup of trouble too bizarre to detail involving a child molesting pastor. I am sitting here in all amusement watching Jim rush about madly trying to make everyone involved with his new church happy. I'm not dressed for church, I'm sitting here in my old cotton granny nightgown drinking coffee and listening to the phone conversations. He just said to me that perhaps he's too nice of a guy. You think? All this started earlier in the week when Velma, the older lady who likes to use our hot tub but has no idea how it gets hot , visited for another hot tub bout. Jim mentioned something about picking up Dave for church too, and she lost it on him, screeching she WOULD NOT ride into town, with Jim driving of course, to pick up Dave. Did I mention it's only about six minutes out of their way? Now I'm not as nice as Jim and that same afternoon I had an unfriendly exchange with Velma who started bemoaning that the virus is a...

 I stumbled across this and copious pages of claims and replies earlier today. So now she thinks Jim Bob Duggar is obsessed with her? Knitta please! He may know who she is. Old Jim Bob does seem to keep track of the family detractors. I know that from meeting him during the book tour for the book that the four eldest daughters wrote. I introduced myself, told him who I was, and he said he knew already. C'est la vie! But there were no insults, or naughty words hurled. We were both unfailingly polite, as one should be with those one disagrees with. But to make the claim that she has somehow shamed Jim Bob into doing anything is pure delusional. This is a man that loves him a cease and desist order almost as much as she does. I am guessing any editing out of Jill and Derick's sons has more to do with the fact that there are no signed release forms on file any longer with TLC. Oh girl, knock it off! You're starting to look a teensy bit unbalanced here. Somebody is going to have...

Kitty boy taking a morning nap. Far more relaxed than I am. "New Blogger" what gives? Why did you take away the photo size function? I am so damn annoyed today. Why? All the local American Christians here posting crap about it's time to reopen and who cares if the sicky mcsickalots die. Dude, you're talking about me! How on earth can anyone possibly think that abortion is wrong, but sacrificing fellow humans to a virus just so they can get to Starbucks and get their hair did is anything God might approve of? I don't get it.