Art Classes

 


Let's just say they aren't going well. Not taking or anything else involving art classes.

Saturday. Painting class and I'm sitting nearby a woman my husband knows of and does not like. My husband likes everyone. He does not like her, which tells me there's something very wrong going on with her. We ran into her during our last Price Smart run. She's a weirdo. Just very off putting vibes.

The painting is ugly. Ugly example. Ugly wrong directions with ugly ideas all the way around. No, it's not the one above. That's one I painted twenty years ago and I love. It's based on a place I used to go to off Pensacola, Florida.

Weirdo lady kept yapping that the teacher promised them a "Picasso" alike project. Well no, I started explaining, this project has more in common with a Piet Mondrian or a Mark Rothco than Picasso. Just like that I'm sucked into a college level explanation of painting styles of the more modern artists and what distinctives that a Piccaso would have and it wouldn't be sad eyed animals with black lines bisecting red, yellow, white sides of their heads/bodies. I keep forgetting who it is I am dealing with here. Will not be making that mistake again because at the end of my ramble she says and I quote "So we're doing a Picasso?" Gah!

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